This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...– Gary Provost (via qmsd) This might be my favourite quote on writing ever. (via bdoing)
I don't care if Robert Downey Jr. is older than my...
cookiegenious: That man is fucking attractive.
Book club with authors
Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
ponweiwest: when people make a post then you refresh your dash and they deleted it and you just sit there thinking i saw that
oldmanyellsatcloud: yencid: Only Weather report you will ever have to watch. no seriously watch it. All in one take.
My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first...
her: Is the green guy a bad guy?
me: Not really. His name is Loki.
her: Loki? Ok.
her: I like Loki.
her: Is Thor a princess?
her: Thor gets hit by cars a lot.
her: WHY IS LOKI BLUE
her: Is it because he's sad?
her: Poor Loki.
her: Can we have him?
her: Thor and that girl are gonna get married
her: Is Loki bad now?
her: He likes being bad.
her: Because he likes his spear.
her: and his helmet.
her: Thor wants to stop Loki right?
me: Yes he does.
her: But- Thor doesn't want to kill Loki.
her: Because Thor loves Loki a lot.
her: No! Did Loki die?!
her: But I liked Loki...
her: I bet Thor misses him,
her: I miss him.
popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line
me: knock knock
friend: who's there
me: interrupting black woman
friend: interrupting bla-
meeshuhh: The true mystery of Supernatural is how between the apocalypse, being in hell, etc, the Winchesters find the time to catch up on pop culture so they can make all those witty references.
finalproblem: aliveinabox: totalspiffage: glower: conbatty: roses are red violets are blue you must be reichenbach because i’m falling for you roses are red violets are blue look at this love that i.o.u Deduction is great It requires precision Forget John and Sherlock You’re my division. Mycroft is fat Sherlock is thinner I’ll be your Irene Let’s have dinner. Roses are red....
person: You're not a true fan if you-
me: Shut the fuck up.