John Watson is a hit with The Plastics, the A-list crime fighting clique in London, until he makes the mistake of being booby trapped with explosives by the ex-boyfriend of alpha Plastic Sherlock Holmes
To get back at Sherlock for all his crazy antics, John cuts off all the chest fabric on Sherlock’s shirts. Drawing stupid prints for conventions.
“So if you’re from Afghanistan, why are you white?”
“Oh my god, Sherlock, You can’t just ask people why they’re white.”
“Anderson, stop being such a skeez.”
“And none for Irene Adler.”
“Get in losers, we’re going crime-solving!!”
“Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen Molly”
“Jim Moriarty, too gay to function.”
(via drymartinikisses)
