A bit of this, a bit of that, and all of life.Tumblr (3.0; @mutedstring)http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slytherin-starkid-of-tardis.tumblr.com/post/46047665436/phinflynn-ah-perry-the-platypus-what">slytherin-starkid-of-tardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phinflynn.tumblr.com/post/43849414087/ah-perry-the-platypus-what-an-unexpected">phinflynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/304a542a675d3751561c78e33f323c66/tumblr_inline_mip95whhPc1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>“Ah, Perry the platypus!”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a13544bc2bdc221a1385b37890bb1b50/tumblr_inline_mip97lJHBU1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>“What an unexpected -“</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bde10bd6b0a4bea8c13431da321ab74e/tumblr_inline_mip990PekG1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/42d6f9b8c7f961641cac9f7120701aee/tumblr_inline_mip9a6ZmRA1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>“You’re trapped!”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/634b38387f603ae74b6b0420ec345169/tumblr_inline_mip9bdyDE11qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>“By societal convention!”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9e98c8625af6e3908da1eeddb25d4603/tumblr_inline_mip9dnw2F21qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>“Look! We’re in a <em>fine dining environment</em>. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2f98e5745cc747beefb27de3f673bcea/tumblr_inline_mip9gnpx2W1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8b431a2dc753e3d30b33c59af8f7e272/tumblr_inline_mip9ibmbTt1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>This show is fucking brilliant.</p> </blockquote>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50743043163http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50743043163Sat, 18 May 2013 13:46:41 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://e-zekiel.tumblr.com/post/49198090253/okay-so-today-i-was-at-the-mall-and-this-girl">e-zekiel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too</p> <p>but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time</p> <p>and then another person fell</p> <p>and another</p> <p>and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting</p> <p>and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy</p> </blockquote>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50743024434http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50743024434Sat, 18 May 2013 13:46:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/604c951b9f8daced32bd13542cf3ac32/tumblr_miw7amF3Wi1r03m0qo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7fedc34db624b5cb20857f9c06150d16/tumblr_miw7amF3Wi1r03m0qo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/96b1858f99529be440a1f08ea08583a0/tumblr_miw7amF3Wi1r03m0qo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://razorshapes.tumblr.com/post/44153442072/dukno-yoon-wings-movement-and-interactive">razorshapes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.duknoyoon.com/Wings_e.html">Dukno Yoon</a></p> <p><em>Wings</em></p> <blockquote> <p><small>Movement and interactive relationship with the body has been the most important element throughout my body of work. However through these works, I also started to explore the mechanical structure as a form. Mechanical structure becomes the most enjoyable form to me as it becomes complex yet remains simple and coherent. The contrast between metal structural form and natural feather, together with the repetitive and whimsical movements of fragile wings, provokes the imagination and evolves the intimate relationship between work and viewer/wearer. Although the recent series, segmented wings have been focused on the formal challenge to engineer an intricate movement that simulates bird wings, these works are intended to be a series of poems in which I develope my own formal language, interpret the nature of wings, create various structural forms with movements, and share the metaphor, imagination, humor, with viewer/wearer.</small></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742998068http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742998068Sat, 18 May 2013 13:46:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/569fe8ae70bf04830ad4d3f391459c8f/tumblr_mkyidnJi9O1qgzqnco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742993276http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742993276Sat, 18 May 2013 13:45:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/474d82864b8048d6c4f6629fcd7e5e59/tumblr_mmyn6x1D1R1rx9i2yo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://uberzers.tumblr.com/post/50719219369">uberzers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool.tumblr.com/post/50674150329/i-am-literally-screaming">deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING</p> </blockquote> <p>FGAGTJAGTSJTH</p> </blockquote>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742928633http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742928633Sat, 18 May 2013 13:45:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/786ebd6bceb7a3ed450d9bd7b2874a3d/tumblr_ml2hy0s0Dy1qdpbx3o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://barbeauxbot.tumblr.com/post/48069972061/deducecanoe-ruthpower-bill-nye-is-my">barbeauxbot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deducecanoe.tumblr.com/post/48039938128/ruthpower-bill-nye-is-my-favorite-dawkins">deducecanoe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ruthpower.tumblr.com/post/47812912704/bill-nye-is-my-favorite-dawkins-needs-to-get-over">ruthpower</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Bill Nye is my favorite</p> <p>Dawkins needs to get over himself</p> </blockquote> <p>Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.</p> </blockquote> <p>How can anybody be that hostile to Bill Nye. Look at him. It’s like Bill Nye’s innate goodness and love for humanity and science is repelling him.</p> </blockquote>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742879565http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742879565Sat, 18 May 2013 13:44:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/42222fb6969be951a81ab583bdbf0e91/tumblr_mmt6nlCcsx1qdf7yyo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cdb2cbeac4960b9f14509b7516ce939d/tumblr_mmt6nlCcsx1qdf7yyo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tsunderelly.tumblr.com/post/50447922177/omfg-im-crying-at-the-latest-episode-of-got">tsunderelly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode </p> </blockquote>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742444585http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742444585Sat, 18 May 2013 13:38:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e626f663e57a9b7574e500993b78dcb9/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08ca99c41fd60eee09cdfe2dfa2edca3/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9a7610f633673c9dabbf5fd2c74399a/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/699da57fdbf35246d74a9c50cc057568/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/704cc4ab5ab49f20a8b6208f0e13e7be/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/edc3241e034ea8a0605c3597f9474d75/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a46a1c8471ea877403c5d475de5bd7b/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742398374http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742398374Sat, 18 May 2013 13:37:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littlepaperhugs.tumblr.com/post/47758473040">littlepaperhugs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.</p> </blockquote>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742384806http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742384806Sat, 18 May 2013 13:37:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7b366d32bce95d5367966351ffbfce6/tumblr_mlgu3yeSL01rfbu4fo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52cea2e4ea7e14215af03e39b3fbcb4c/tumblr_mlgu3yeSL01rfbu4fo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742357731http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742357731Sat, 18 May 2013 13:37:03 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://emporbooty.tumblr.com/post/31260462156/gamblingemperor-emporbooty">emporbooty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gamblingemperor.tumblr.com/post/31260416204">gamblingemperor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://emporbooty.tumblr.com/post/31260397944/gamblingemperor-1324-followers-im-laughing-so">emporbooty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gamblingemperor.tumblr.com/post/31260375870">gamblingemperor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER</p> </blockquote> <p>1324 is not in order Matt</p> </blockquote> <p>ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE</p> </blockquote> <p>Science</p> </blockquote>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742342888http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742342888Sat, 18 May 2013 13:36:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1cfabaf2dc2f81ca9f213727ab230764/tumblr_mmhocymjBV1rkqofno1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/078b5d6214ec8b9e9a7fe8f89e9d145a/tumblr_mmhocymjBV1rkqofno2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marauders4evr.tumblr.com/post/50046505665/brasspistol-kinghanalister-x-oh-my-god">marauders4evr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brasspistol.tumblr.com/post/49965274233/kinghanalister-x-oh-my-god">brasspistol</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kinghanalister.tumblr.com/post/49941631517">kinghanalister</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCya17hogmA">x</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>oH MY GOD</p> </blockquote> <p><strong><em>oh my god</em></strong></p> </blockquote>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742332764http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742332764Sat, 18 May 2013 13:36:42 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://quoms.tumblr.com/post/50732670308/imagine-anon-crushes-in-real-life-someone-runs">quoms</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life</p> <p>someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away</p> </blockquote>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742307685http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742307685Sat, 18 May 2013 13:36:20 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sherlocksmyth.tumblr.com/post/46960710202/sherlocksmyth-one-time-my-religion-teacher-who">sherlocksmyth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sherlocksmyth.tumblr.com/post/46960585328/one-time-my-religion-teacher-who-has-a-monobrow">sherlocksmyth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside</p> </blockquote> <p>when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again</p> </blockquote>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742286337http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742286337Sat, 18 May 2013 13:36:01 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cockringtoss.tumblr.com/post/41686925084/are-we-sure-oxygen-is-real-has-anyone-actually">cockringtoss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>are we sure oxygen is real… has anyone actually seen it</p> </blockquote>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742272861http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742272861Sat, 18 May 2013 13:35:50 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisbrunetteslife.tumblr.com/post/37333833451/in-harry-potter-and-the-goblet-of-fire-all-of-the">thisbrunetteslife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with?</span><br/><br/><span>“Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”</span></p> <p><span> </span></p> <p><span><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mem7a2V53K1qh8be1.gif"/></span></p> </blockquote>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742203145http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742203145Sat, 18 May 2013 13:34:51 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://banasmagiccastle.tumblr.com/post/50731373238/edtrip-naoren-okay-but-you-gotta-admit">banasmagiccastle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://edtrip.tumblr.com/post/50716102654/naoren-okay-but-you-gotta-admit-this-one">edtrip</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://naoren.tumblr.com/post/50711883525/okay-but-you-gotta-admit-this-one-looks-pretty">naoren</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Okay but</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/19b47cd9edb252eb5dfd2a1e9e1395bd/tumblr_inline_mmze2shN0c1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7ea2fdf90bea23a2399ce90823590b95/tumblr_inline_mmze3nStgE1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>NEW FAVORITE POKEMON FUSION EVER</p> </blockquote> <p>fuckin legendary-ass piece of shit look at this</p> </blockquote>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742139683http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742139683Sat, 18 May 2013 13:33:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/819e0177c4dc7b8507b2936816e78e48/tumblr_mhm9hc2KwF1rboqfio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://charliemikevictortango417.tumblr.com/post/42219586689/xamhx-fuck-yeah-save-the-eagles-fucking">charliemikevictortango417</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xamhx.tumblr.com/post/42204877720/fuck-yeah-save-the-eagles">xamhx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>FUCK YEAH, SAVE THE EAGLES!</p> </blockquote> <p>FUCKING THIS OH MY GOD.</p> </blockquote>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742122146http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742122146Sat, 18 May 2013 13:33:42 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whimsicalspecks.tumblr.com/post/50692323072/akitron-buttlarious-tumblr-is-boring-today">whimsicalspecks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://akitron.tumblr.com/post/29017949208/buttlarious-tumblr-is-boring-today-better-go">akitron</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buttlarious.tumblr.com/post/29005406273/tumblr-is-boring-today-better-go-check-tumblr">buttlarious</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr</p> </blockquote> <p><span> </span><span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_29017849302"><span class="tags" id="post_tags_29017849302"><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/I-literally-get-bored-and-close-tumblr-only-to-reopen-tumblr">#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr</a></span></span></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d900425a1e15a8249d0f2472ef51da52/tumblr_mjfygu87WN1s3sd3bo2_500.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742083068http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742083068Sat, 18 May 2013 13:33:08 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jinn0uchi.tumblr.com/post/49556507806/the-hatred-machine-purgatorystuck-mi-papa">jinn0uchi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-hatred-machine.tumblr.com/post/49552617750/purgatorystuck-mi-papa-tiene-47-anos-my-dad-is">the-hatred-machine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://purgatorystuck.tumblr.com/post/49418963185/mi-papa-tiene-47-anos-my-dad-is-47-years-old">purgatorystuck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old</p> <p>Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes</p> <p>I love spanish</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>A capital letter changes it even further:</strong></p> <p>Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses</p> </blockquote> <p>literally the best post I have seen on this website</p> </blockquote>http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742065390http://mutedstring.tumblr.com/post/50742065390Sat, 18 May 2013 13:32:53 -0400